| | recalling to a day...
kinda bout the way i am...
one day after working a side job from one of my random clients in irvine/tustin ranch area...
i was hungry and i only had $3 bux, and there was a wienershnizel conveniently in the area...
so i buy the 3 for $3 and get the hell on my way...
so i drive and look for a place 2 grub... cuz, my car is a small and compact vehicle...
i drive...
past a petco...
im driving...
thinking about how humorous the petco logo is...
still driving...
and the song on the hip hop station was p-funk "atomic-dogg"
thinking how the only thing that maxe sense about cats and dogs is the petco logo...
o.k. we're driving we got that part,
so i find a park and park.
now, im walking through this park looking for a table 2 eat at...
wandering around with a bag of weinershnitzel in a random park.
and with my headless chicken tactics i found myself going twards a pond area...
where i do find some tables...
there was someone already there... i didn't care, so i headed on over.
i noticed the person at the table was already partaking in their food.
and 2 my dismay i also noticed that the food was McDonalds...
i exclaimed: "you're eating mc'donalds!???"
and this fine woman turned my way, hesitated in mere shock, then replied: "what's wrong with McDonalds..."
then i said: "...well, i don't know, i guess it doesn't matter... i eat at wienershnitzelz now and then..."
she quickly, in a frustrated manner said: "what's that supposed 2 mean?"
i replied: "well we both eat (low end of the spectrum) food..."
questioningly she replied: "are you going somewhere with this?"
and me dumfounded now: "i guess not..."
she rolls her eyes and continues eating... but, being very cautious of me...
so i sit down and start grubbing my food.
i look over and notice on my napkin: "america's most wanted hot dog"
i begin 2 laugh!
[[cuz, while i was driving around in my car looking for a place 2 eat...
i heard a mc'donalds commercial on the radio and it said: "its more fun inside the bun"]]
so this woman torn from her quiet and beautifully scenic meal by the pond says: "whats so funny?"
i say:
"well...
if we are what we eat...
that makes me amearicas most wanted hot dogg...
and that would make you more fun inside the bun..."
...that was the end of that conversation... |
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